The Dog Days Of August
Written by Noemi Pollack on August 24, 2012.
The dog days of summer coincide with dog day-type of news in August. Just consider…
Ordinary Toilet Paper Gets Attention
Groupon Is Imploding
Showrooming Is The New Shopping
…And Piers Morgan Gets Stood Up
Ordinary Toilet Paper Gets Attention
Oh dear, the last vestige of privacy is about to be invaded. With a tag line advising, “Don’t rush. Look before you flush”, an entrepreneurial company Star Toilet Paper, recently started selling sheets of toilet paper to advertisers for couponing, messaging, etc. No wonder marketers are salivating about this new space, for it has a very captive audience indeed. The message on the toilet paper cannot exactly be overlooked, but as to actual retention of the message, that is questionable, considering that there is no opportunity for a re-read once the paper is flushed. According to the company, the business inspiration came from one of the likeliest of places – a founder sitting on a toilet at a University of Michigan library.
Yes, certainly captive, I would say. In any case, it’s a “wait and see” as to its effectiveness. Fits right in there with the dog days…
Groupon Is Imploding
The anti-Groupon bandwagon is getting crowded. It is facing the wrath of Main Street. Discounts are cutting into businesses to the point of breaking. Fear of online customer’s complaints and bad reviews are pressing businesses to keep the Groupon deals going, whether profitable or not. Surely retailers should consider the cost of customer acquisition before giving away the store and then getting into the fix they are in now. Payment doesn’t happen at the agreed-upon time. Disenchantment is rampant. Transparency is missing.
Groupon members: please note that a “free, rather discounted, lunch” does not last in the long term.
Another dog-day piece of bad news…
Showrooming Is the New Shopping
Ever walked into a store, found the exact item that you wish to buy, fiddled around checking on your iPhone and then walked out only to buy it online for a better price? If so, you are part of the 45% of shoppers (according to new research from GroupM Next) that do so. But when offered a 5% online discount, this number jumps to 60% of shoppers and for a 20% discount, a whopping 87% disappear. Aptly called “showrooming,” shopping at brick-and-mortar retailers will simply be divided into two separate steps:
1. Go look
2. Go purchase elsewhere
Oh well, it’s the dog days…
Piers Morgan Gets Stood Up
OOPS! This is really a NO-NO for any broadcast interview. Akin (the Congressman that coined the phrase “legitimate rape”) got some poor advice. Better to be prepared with either a retracting statement or some substantive support of his coined phrase however absurd that might be than to be seen as “scared to face the music” in this case Piers. Hindsight, where was his PR team in scripting him and counseling Akin on what he can and cannot say before he said it? But too late…the camera swooped down on the empty guest chair, prompting Piers to call him a “gutless little twerp.” The British are so good at finding just the right phrase…
The dog days of summer will soon be over. Probably for the best…




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